#She speaks.

[thursdaygrl]

okay i'm feeling a lil burnt out and anxious about work this week so.... i may spend these next few days until the weekend focusing in on threads with just a few of my close friends. i'll keep my queue going but for now it's gonna be very slow.

[manicpixiedreamedwins]

fandom imitates life in that it there’s a recent propensity towards violence but a deep discomfort towards sex

[thewordworrier]

New fanfic?

Oh, go on then.

As a treat.

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[apollos-boyfriend]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[daughterofsarenrae]

Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots

[sunflowerscottie]

“deploying Aubrey”

[batneko]

okay okay okay one more dungeon meshi thought

I keep seeing people saying Falin is "better at social cues" than Laios. Y'all she's just quiet. 😭 She just keeps her mouth shut. 😭😭 Girl was proposed to, said "let me think about it," and then did not even tell her own brother. She doesn't know what's going on either she's just quieter about it!!! 😭😭😭

[psychotrenny]

The contemporary corporate culture around mental health awareness/support is so fucking agonising. It's like this play-acting of social responsibility by forcing people to sit through empty platitudes and useless advice written by and for bougie fucks whose greatest mental health issue is feeling a little stressed before their monthly performance review. To add injury to insult, many of the institutions pushing this stuff the hardest are the ones most responsible for the material conditions that actually cause or exacerbate so many mental health problems. Like having decent working conditions or reliable access to housing is gonna improve mental health a lot more than breathing exercises and mindfulness.

[narwhalsarefalling]

my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.

she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.

i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world

[thursdaygrl]

okay i've got some test muses listed below that are available for mutuals. i'm gonna do this as a one liner starter call cause that's easier for me right now, they don't have proper info because this is helping me decide if i wanna keep them. like this and i'll come to you for who!

felix tabrizi, 23, straight, he/him, aria shahghasemi fc

wesley faulkner, 30, straight, he/him, dylan o'brien fc

alden baldwin, 24, straight, he/him, damian hardung fc

amato 'matty' santori, 22, straight, he/him, antonio cipriano fc

carla santos, 35, lesbian, she/her, aubrey plaza fc

romy shepherd, 40, lesbian, she/her, sophia bush fc

asher walton, 35, straight, he/him, casey deidrick fc

romeo vitale, 23, straight, he/him, lorenzo zurzolo fc

[smokestarrules]

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

[stargirlstabber]

imagine alpha!simon riley ruthlessly rutting his strong hips into you from behind. his massive hand pushes your head down as you moan and cry into the pillow, your drool slowly soaking the fabric. and that is not the only thing that's getting soaked. your tight cunt is soaking wet, literally dripping around your alpha's cock, milking him, eager for his knot. as well as the soaked sheets. mostly from your sweet release squirting out of you while simon never once stops pistoning his thick length into you. you just take what your alpha gives you, loosing count of how many times you already came. but don't worry, your alpha keeps track of that, he always counts your releases out loud for you to hear. if your cockdrunk brain can even grasp the information. once he rumbles out a two digit number, you ask yourself how you're even alive with the way he's fucking you.

[apollos-boyfriend]

who’s the most misgendered character in all of media and why is it the minecraft ender dragon

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

That wasn't very open arms of her.

[snoffart]

ford² + other gravity falls doodles!